I swear, the only reason I'm on here anymore is for the icons. D:

I think I want to join WoW...

Question: WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE HAVE EACH CITY HAVE IT'S OWN NAME?!

No seriously. We have a bazillion Springfields', a million Fairviews' and the list goes on. What in the world? Why can't people be imaginative and unique? It's like having three children and naming them all Greg regardless of gender. It's unimaginative and wrong. WRONG!

"So what are you?"

"I'm an organ."

"Yes, so that means she's like a lung or heart."

"I prefer kidney."

SO NOW I'M A KIDNEY.

I GREW UP TO BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL KIDNEY DIDN'T I?

The answer is yes.

It. Was. Epic.

It was down to the last hour.

I sent it in.

And this semester is officially done for me~!

Likesososo~

Both english essays so far?

All-nighters that didn't really last all night.

A and a B.

FUCK.

YEAH.

Oh my gosh, I had one of those days. The, 'where did my judgement and motor skills go?' day. An uh-oh day. Got off the elevator on the wrong floor twice, splashed water on priesty accidentally, forgot my lunch, froze AB girl's computer twice, had a class unexpectedly canceled, got dripped on by the roof because there was nowhere else to sit, wore sandals even thought it was FUCKING COLD, ran into someone, and a bunch of other things.

...I hope it's just today.

I have to find a comfortable but effective way to strap back! Help!

The next doctor who calls me a whore and says I need the HPV shot WILL GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE!

NO! No I will not have sex before I'm married. EVER. Short of rape I will not have sex before marriage. DEAL WITH IT!

I KNOW YOU'RE A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED OLD BAG WHO'S SEEN TOO MANY PREGNANT TEENAGERS. I. DON'T. CARE!

When I tell you, "I will not have sex before marriage." You better damn well shut the hell up! Do NOT insinuate that, "anything could happen" and "you never know" because what you're saying is, "Don't worry, you'll be a slut someday~<3"

NO! FUCK YOU!

I know when I'm getting the shot and when I do I hope I can give you a big, "F U!" as we find I'll be right and you'll still be an ugly, sterile, and still-not-getting-any BITCH.

OH!

MY!

GOSH!

You do not want to know the amount of SUCK that was!

Last night I saw The House of Bernerda Alba at my school. Hardly anyone in it could act to save their lives, the "new translation" made the ending more "wtf?" than it needed to be, and when the youngest daughter died I laughed.

Now I know I'm a sadistic person but for fucks sake that was not supposed to be a funny moment! I LAUGHED at her DEATH because it was HILARIOUS and I wasn't the only one. All my dad and I in the back could do was stop ourselves from saying, "Pepe has a teeny peni," and laughing our asses off.

Mostly, if I had read the play itself I doubt it would have been so... entertaining? Or full of cow dung. The actors, I swear, need to take a few more classes.

And lastly, HEY TEACH! You think that was GOOD?! And you have the right to dis my high school plays? My high school's cast could wipe the floor with your "perfection". I think I'll go watch REAL acting, at a fucking HIGHSCHOOL for Pete's sake!

Now I need to write my report and tone down the, "you suck lol!"

OMG Slept in 'til 1. But FUCKING TELEMARKETER WOKE ME UP! ASS!

The fucking whore.

And then I had Cookie Crisps 'cause puppies should try and steal my cookie cereal. When they do I get to kick them out the 2nd story window. =D

Actually no, I like puppies.

Solike- yeah. I got back at like 2:30/3:00 in the morning and I swear I felt like I was breaking into my own house. Except that I wasn't very good at it because I'm pretty sure I woke up my dad multiple time. Well, I now know being a theif not a possible career choice for me. =D

So yeah! It's morning! Or apparently afternoon... what-the-hell-ever! you get the idea. Good day!

SO I JUST GOT MY ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW LIVE VIRGINITY POPPED! =O

Srsly I want to screw Shamoo.

But I SUCK at lighting lighters. GO FIGURE.

Now I need to go wash off my red lipstick virgin V's on my face and climb the ascot to bed. Maybe I'll even hump the chin. Ew?

Lastly, ARMPIT OF STEEL!

Dear neferet10210,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it first of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
ForgottenJester

Tagging: neferet10210 and yuumeko to do THE BEST MEME EVER!

So Priesty told me he's considering taking fencing classes too next semester. That'd be nice to be in the same class again. I like Priesty, even if I can never remember his name and only his occupation.

And omg if Beanie keeps hitting on me I'm gonna sock him. I mean really, can't he get the hint? However, he does have a nice head on his shoulders where we're in a group so I'm not gonna complain. His taste in music is better than the rest anyway.

Also, I nearly got a sunburn again and everyone thought it was hilarious that this was me with a tan. Yeah, yeah, I can't really get one; I think I figured that out by now.

So now I have to go see a play I know I'll hate so off with me.

In other news I might have to cut my hair really short because I'm losing it really badly. It might have to do with my anemia but it's never been this bad before so I'm going to the doctors.

Lastly, fuck you all <3

@_@ Bruises are hard to make! Oh man! But I think I've got scars down. Now I just need to see if I can do the sunken eyes. I really want to try a bite wound. Would they be like scars? I'm not sure.

Ah, well, I'm still learning.

The single most important thing I have learned in college:

Do not drink a whole jumbo snapple right before your math test.

I swear, learning from experience was not fun. I had to pee like a racehorse while doing a quadratic equation and wondering when an english major like myself would ever have to use this in li-AND I HAD TO PEE.

Damn.

So I went to a marriage vow renewal ceremony. A PIRATE renewal ceremony. Thus meaning I had to dress like a pirate. I'm glad my outfit was done in time for this because it was EPIC. Seriously, I had so much fun. I also got to know the other people in the crew better. I'm not 100% on names and stuff yet but this was my first time meeting most of them. Apparently though I need a nickname. Charlotte Loveguard is too plain. I have to agree but I need to earn a nickname don't I? I hope I get something good. Anyway, now I have to work on Frederick's outfit. I hope I can learn more from Laurel.

The ceremony itself was interesting. The Captain, groom, kept trying to escape before the ceremony with the help of his crew. When his wife finally got him to stay put they were interrupted by a lawn gnome who was very smart because he could read. And the lawn gnome told Captain to run. Then when the pirate licensed marriage guy said, "Does anyone have any objections?" That was Laurel's, Lizzi's, cue. She jumped up and exclaimed that the Captain's wife had been cheating on him with a "Cling- On", as the pirate's put it. You know those spiky forehead aliens from Star Trek? Yeah. Anyway, the funny part was that the klingon was her husband at Comic Con. So cheated on her husband with her husband. After he tried to use this as a way to keep his "42 other wives", or something like that, but she shot him down. Apparently the Captain gets pretend married a lot.

So then came the sappy part where they read their vows but even then they made side jokes at each other. Then they jumped over a sword together. And the main ceremony was done.

Then we ate, hung out, and pretty much had a ball. All the other people on the beach? stared at us like, "WTF are these people?" Anyway, I liked the new people I met there and everyone was really nice. Sooo, now I need to go see Pineapple Express because everyone kept recommending it to me.

So that was it in a nutshell. I had so much fun and can only look forward to the actual RenFests we'll be going to.

Why the HELL are you going into business if you HATE MATH!?

I always knew you were a dumbass.

I just didn't know you were THIS stupid. @_@

Oh well, I'm just happy I get a non-psycho history teacher.

OR MAYBE IT'S PLATONIC!

I don't really care.

BUT FUCK! He's your brother?!

You just had to get more mysterious didn't you? ;3 We all know who you are. Can't wait for the future.

So like I heard noises outside my house today. it sounded like footsteps so I checked around and no one was there. So I went back to reading my book. I let it slip to my mom about the weird noises, this hasn't been the first time, and she got kind of freaked out. :s Damn I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.

But I've been reading non-stop again. The library is my best friend. They also happen to have Jim Butcher's books, both The Dresden Files and Codex Alera. I finished the first book in each series just now and I'm getting the next books in a day or so. I love both series VERY MUCH. The only thing is I think I need to learn more about Fae, Vampires, Police, and the Lost Roman Legion. I understood the books but I think I'd get and extra amount of satisfaction and squee factor if I learn more about it. The hardest thing to learn about right now is the Lost Roman Legion. I get they're a legion of Romans who got lost but have no clue as to any details and I'd like to know them.

Now I need to go NOT spoil myself for the series. It is becoming very hard to restrain myself. So I'll go watch some CCS. @_@ I'm on episode forty-something and she still hasn't gotten to making all the cards hers atop Tokyo Tower and I'm wondering how long it's going to take. I feel bad but... I dunno... *sigh* Oh well.

I'm gonna need to go buy a present tomorrow... I'm thinking Rachel might like some of the books I've read and so will either get her those books or a gift card. I just need to know if she's read the books before to decide. But how do I ask her without giving myself away?